The Divorcée Tee

La vie en Psychomilf. Designed to honor your favorite psycho (this can definitely be yourself) the Divorcée Tee is your new top-of-drawer staple and the final push you needed to throw away your ex’s ratty old poly-blend that you cropped out of spite. (We know you love to wear it on errands, but this’ll look much cuter.) It’s made of 100% shrink-free cotton and tastefully cropped—by which we mean it’s the perfect length and communicates to everyone around you exactly how great your taste is.

• Made in LA, with love

• One size fits most 

• Cropped fit

• J’adore Psycho design on the chest

• Psychomilf logo on the sleeve 

• Shrink-free cotton, 220 g/m2 

Crafted from a super stretchy cotton fabric, this shirt is available in one size only. It genuinely fits most bodies.

But just in case you want to double check, the lay-flat measurements of the T-shirt are…

Body Length: 19 3/4
Chest Width: 20 3/4
Sleeve Length: 8 5/8

To keep your tee looking its best, wash cold on a gentle cycle. Line dry to keep the fit, tumble dry low if you prefer. Do not iron.

Holiday Returns: From November 1, 2026 until January 15, 2027 T-Shirts may be returned within 30 days of delivery if they are unworn, unwashed, and in original packaging. Items showing signs of wear including but not limited to, perfume, makeup, pet hair, deodorant marks, or washing — cannot be accepted. In these cases, items will be returned to the sender, and no refund will be issued.

Learn more about delivery options and our return policy here.

The T-shirt was sourced from an ethical clothing manufacturer in LA, and it was printed locally in Minneapolis.