The Trophy Wife Tee

Je m'appelle “best dressed in the cul-de-sac.” Vintage-inspired (it reminds us of a tee ‘80s cool girls might’ve rocked way back when, or one that today’s cool girls with a good grasp of ebay search terms are rocking now) and made of the softest, shrink-free baby rib cotton, The Trophy Wife Tee pays homage to your favorite MILF: mother earth, your grandma, or even yourself.

• Made in LA, with love

• Vintage-inspired silhouette

• Shrink-free, baby-rib cotton 

• One size fits most 

• Printed J’adore MILF design across the chest

• Psychomilf logo on the sleeve

Crafted from a super stretchy cotton fabric, this shirt is available in one size only. It genuinely fits most bodies.

But just in case you want to double check, the lay-flat measurements of the T-shirt are…

Body Length: 22

Chest: 14 1/2

Sleeve Length: 6 5/8

To keep your tee looking its best, wash cold on a gentle cycle. Line dry to keep the fit, tumble dry low if you prefer. Do not iron.

Holiday Returns: From November 1, 2026 until January 15, 2027 T-Shirts may be returned within 30 days of delivery if they are unworn, unwashed, and in original packaging. Items showing signs of wear including but not limited to, perfume, makeup, pet hair, deodorant marks, or washing — cannot be accepted. In these cases, items will be returned to the sender, and no refund will be issued.

Learn more about delivery options and our return policy here.

The T-shirt was sourced from an ethical clothing manufacturer in LA, and it was printed locally in Minneapolis.